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| This is just too easy |
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Wow, you suuuuure look evil bro. Few things are worse than goth, save only when it's done poorly. Go back to your 'industrial'
club and smoke another clove cause Robert Smith called and he is NOT pleased. Gentleman, coming from a man who wears a little
eyeliner now and then, when applying makeup on yourself - on a guy a little is A LOT! Why don't they write that on the
insert to NIN, The Cure, or Merzbow albums? Even Al Jourgenson at his most cracked out would never be down with this. Also,
as a side, if you are fat just stop. A little can be covered up by the slimming affects of black. If you are going 'goth'
[and I know you don't want that title but shut the fuck up] you need to be at least 6 foot 2 and more emaciated than a vegan.
If you can't do this then just stay in and think you are 'alternative' by reading Slave Labor comics. No one cares.
| Cool clothes I will never be able to afford |
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Distressed seams, faded images, raggedity cut and a huge hood. All this for probably $300. Fashionable, yet DIY? Honestly
I like the clothes I was looking at that they make at Junker Designs. I just could never afford to look like shit. Some people
can and do. I just think that anyone who is into this look should be doing it for themselves, otherwise they are obvious
poseurs [yes I spelled that right you fraud!]
| Hel kickin it on the wrong side of the tracks |
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You may ask who this classy lady is. And perhaps some of you gents/ladies know. This is the thrash machine that punched
nofashionLou in the throat at Hellfest. We can pretty much tell that she has got the right attitude and doesn't give a FUCK.
First off, more ladies need the dreads- not just for hippies anymore. Big boots with fish nets- all signs point to awesome.
And this 'little black dress' needs to be seen at more shows [ok, not this one in particular] but bunnies with inverted stars
are pretty cool. Whats with the androgeny at shows anyhow? Ladies go all out if you are going out, dress up to HAVE
FUN for Chrissake. Don't just dress like effeminate dudes, leave that to Turbonegro. Finally let's put our hands together
for PBf'nR! Cheap and not THAT bad.
| Two different shades of navy blue? NO!!! |
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Who said that jean jackets should come back? we know we didn't give the authorization. we okayed the sleeveless biker/gutterpunk
look, but this is just bad. first and foremose they just aren't warm. second they create a monochromatic color scheme, which
for those of you not in the know ONLY works with black. third, with those coke fiend glasses this guy screams date rape and
child molestor. don't be fooled ladies, the only people who wear jean jackets are people who are into The Strokes (well any
band with The 'Nouns' as a name) and we all know those bands will be passe in 6 months.
| ...When you pry them from my cold dead hands... |
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Me-ow! This may not be PC to say, but guns are cool. Honest, goin out and shootin' shit is a good way to spend your day.
You don't have to shoot animals and if you are responsible accidents don't happen. With the Boy Scout lecture over, wearing
a shirt like this annouces you as a punk rawk cowgirl. Throw in the kitten collar and ears and you will have the boys
firing off 'cat-calls' all night [c'mon, I HAD to say it]. If more gals started wearing ears like this and cat masks, shows
everywhere would be that much more fun.
| Hey, I found a Cheeto |
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As you can see here is a lovely specimen of the rare Matt Kurze, alledgedly only 2 remain on this planet; sources say
that may be over critical mass by a full 100% . Regardless this Matt Kurze knows how to rock [so much that it knocked him
off his feet], and the right fashion sense too boot. The Gimme 5 know that an integral part of moving the audiences' collective
booties is to dazzle with the proper attire. This not-so-corporate look says "I'm here to take you over, but not in that 'hostile'
kind of way". The jeans with the tie is the crucial part here. Just becareful, if that tie gets caught in a misplaced woodchipper
that happens to be at the show...
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