Application to Date NoFashionLou

With the abundance of ladies vying for NofashionLou's attention we here at Institution of Superfashionchic are attempting to work through this situation with a quick and easy survey (and hopefully wade through the bullshit that surrounds MOC profiles). Please keep in mind that NoFashionLou has an equal opportunity attitude towards all applications, so long as the application doesn't belong to a man. Also there is no drug testing to be had, as that we here at the Institution of Superfashionchic feel that what you do in your own time is your own business.

Please answer the following questions to the best of your knowledge and truthfully:

Name: __________________________

            Fat chick?

                        _____ Yes            _____No       [If Yes stop here]

           
            Height: _____

            Age:            _____

            Straight Edge?

                        _____Yes            _____No

            Type of Relationship sought: [check all applicable]

            _____ Full Time            ______Part Time            _____A good friend             _____Drunken Hook-up            ______Booty Call

            Piercings?

                        _____ Yes      _____ No

                        If yes, please describe all locations and gauges:

___________________________________________________________

            Tattoos?

                        _____Yes            _____No

If yes, please describe all locations, styles, and what of:

            __________________________________________________

Style of Clothing? [Check all applicable]

                        ____ Emo            ____Metal            _____Hardcore            _____Rave            ____Indie Rock            ____Punk            _____Goth            ____Rawkabilly            ____Hippy/Jam            ____Preppy            _____Urban            ____Country            ____Others:_________________________________

            Preference of Music: [Check all applicable]

                        ____ Emo            ____Metal            _____Hardcore            _____Rave            ____Indie Rock            ____Punk            _____Goth            ____Rawkabilly            ____Hippy/Jam            ____Preppy            _____Urban            ____Country            ____Others:_________________________________

            Favorite bands [please limit to under 13]:

            _____________________________________________________

Multiple Choice Section there are no wrong answers

[Please check only one]

Admiral Ackbar:

_____Yes            _____No

The Smiths:

_____Yes            _____No

Babysitting for ElGoooso666's kids:

_____Yes            _____No

Mike Tarruto

_____Yes            _____No

Slutty:

_____Yes            _____No

Cupcakes:

_____Yes            _____No

Give my regards to Broadway:
            _____Yes            _____No

Doc Martens:

_____Yes            _____No

'Lil Fukkin Bro: [hint there is only one right answer here]

_____Yes            _____No

[Check all applicable]

When barbecuing you prefer:

            _____To cook

            _____To be cooked for

            _____Eh, whatever

            _____ I don't like barbecues
           

            Role-playing:
            _____Advanced Dungeons and Dragons

            _____White Wolf

            _____Catholic School Girls

            _____Magic the Gathering

            _____Bondage

            _____Nurses

            _____Morrowind

            When you go to a show you are most interested in:

            _____ Looking good

            _____Hearing bands

            _____Moshing

            _____Scene points. Scene points. Scene points.

            _____Being your boyfriends coat hanger

            _____Meeting the band

            _____Show? Any reason to get drunk is fine with me.

            Panties:

            _____Check out my OnlyUndies profile

            _____Thongs

            _____Crotchless

            _____Boy cut

            _____Boycott them

            _____Mix and match

            Politics:

            _____Yeah, fine whatever

            _____We can't let the terrorists win

            _____The only Bush I trust is my own

            _____Anarchy in the UK!

            _____Communism works in THEORY!

            _____Why can't those poor people just get a job and off my street.

            Theme Parks:

            _____Water slides

            _____Roller coasters

            _____Whatever will make me vomit

            _____Novelty photographs

            _____Merry Go Round

            _____Tunnel of Love

            _____Cotton Candy

            _____Petting Zoo

            Bruce Springsteen

            _____Fuck that guy

            _____I like his old stuff

            _____Who?

            _____I only know Born in the USA

            _____BRUUUUUUUCE!!! It's the fucking BOSS!

Thank you for filling out thus far. Keeping in mind that nofashionLou prefers a more personal touch, we ask that you take a few more minutes and fill out the essay portion. We here at the Institution of Superfashionchic are committed to having the best candidates possible for nofashionLou, and please note that nofashionLou does have a busy schedule and that semifashionEJ, elgooso666 and superfashionclaude will first review all applications. Also remember these are only opinions, that there are no wrong answers and that sexy is always better.

Short Essay Portion

            Please give us a description of what you would consider a perfect date:

Why do you think superfashionchic rocks your socks?

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