So last Saturday I drove over to Plattsburg to go to a Layton Avenue show and hang out with some good friends. As I was driving
through the country I drove past a simple pasture and beheld the most evil and frightening sight I have every had the misfortune
to lay my eyes upon. On the right side of Route 11b, there in a field of sheep (really) was the most singularly terrifying
beast in all the realms of creationone hideous monstrosity of the animal world: a black llama. I am aware that this just
sounds silly and totally unrelated to fashion, but trust me, this scared the hell outta me.
All of the sheep acted like
this THING was perfectly normal, as it raced furiously around the flock; its evil seeming to glow with the unnatural fire
of a being from beyond the reaches of mans knowledge. All I could do was scream. The imagery was too much for me to handle,
the defenseless and easily led sheep, alone and fenced in with their dark Sheppard, I mean, come on, we all know how easily
sheep are misled.
Seriously kids think about it. The Goat seems pretty evil, right? Well, The Llama towers over the
goat, it may not have horns but its huge, black and really freakin scary. So obviously there is like some secret society
of Llama keepers (whos keeping who?) who are up to some DOWNRIGHT EVIL THINGS-no doubt. More details later, if any of you
kids know anything about this, its time to fess up, do it on the guestbook. Do it for all our sakes.